The idea for this one came to me today when I went out to the park to do a little screenwriting (yes, I write screenplays as well, Mr. Peter Jackson!). I noticed a car pulled into a nearby parking spot and thought nothing of it until I realized, 10 minutes later, that the guy still hadn’t gotten out of his car. I thought, “Weird,” but continued writing.

Another 10 minutes later and the guy was STILL in his car. He didn’t seem to be reading or eating, didn’t seem to be doing anything at all. Suddenly he got out and started headed towards me, actually LOOKING at me as he did!

And out of the blue I think… I really hope this guy doesn’t ask me if it’s a good place to watch kids…